The North Pole, 16th December 2009 - Santa, the world's leading distributor of joy and toys, today announced, that despite this year's 5,000 percent increase in adults officially classified as naughty, he has completed processing his "Naughty or Nice" list ahead of schedule. This achievement is expected to please children worldwide who are concerned that the large number of highprofile adults that wound up on the naughty list would further cause gift giving missteps in 2009. In 2008, a worldwide government takeover of gift giving resulted in tax payers' toy money going to adults who were classified as too naughty zq cpoq. Mncb rrib zqxr ktn ww j uwovgv.
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